Is there any truth to the saying: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer?

( To the undoubtedly keen nose of The Black Pearl's first mate, the backwater Tortuga tavern reeks of three distinctive odors: grime-encrusted sweat, piss-poor rum, and the especially offending stench of Jack Sparrow's boundless pride. )

The world ends tomorrow. What do you do today?

Find Jack Sparrow, and make certain that by the time the trumpets sound, he be as thoroughly damned as I.

Cross-posted to theatrical_muse.

The Word of the Day for March 19 is:

rapscallion • \rap-SKAL-yun\ • noun
: rascal, ne'er-do-well

Example sentence:
"The film ["Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"] stars Johnny Depp as the sauntering, dark-eyed rapscallion Capt. Jack Sparrow. . . ." (Anthony Breznican, The Associated Press, July 9, 2003 ( Read more... )

( Answers to Jack Sparrow's questions )